smoking canadian

When a man constantly reminds everyone that he was a supervisor and he’s is at the bottom of the totem pole at his current job

Hey, you guys know Phil Thompson from Canada ? The one who is allway pulling the Smoking Canadian .

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molson canadian

Kickass beer the beats out all american crap and is much less expensive too

I drank a molson canadian and played hockey till 3am while partying out on the ice

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Canadian Beer

-the sweet nectar of heaven
-the official drink of God and Jesus

"i drink Canadian beer, my wife on the otherhand drinks american beer because she's a nice young lady"

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Canadian rape

To touch someone in a polite manner without consent

I just got Canadian raped (After recieving a unexcepted hug)

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Canadian Molly

A girl of Asian decent who was born or raised in a foreign country and still speaks with the accent of that country, and is now living in the USA. A Canadian Molly will often try to hide or deny the fact that she is from Asian decent and/or that she was born in a different country. This term is occasionally used to describe people of varying mixed nationalities and races, and is not always specific to an Asian Canadian living in America. It is, however, always used in a derogatory way.

Person 1: Did you here that girl's accent?
Person 2: Oh, you betcha ya, eh. *Mocking the girl's accent*
Person 3: Guys, I'm pretty sure she's like Japanese or something.
Person 2: Such a Canadian Molly.

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Canadian flag

An icy-hot basted with daddy issues and got wrecked by his mother

KB:( knocking on his door )”GET OUT HERE CANADIAN FLAG “
ST:”FUCK OFF IM SMASHING MIDORIYA”
IM:”PLUS ULTRA”

Canadian Cousins

People who have slept with the same person

Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.

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