Family fucker

A person who fucks multiple members of the family. This includes the father, mother, brother(s), sister(s) and so on.

When I spent the night at my boyfriends house I was so horny I ended up becoming a family fucker.

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5SOS Family

The fans for the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer or 5SOS. A short form for the fandom name is the 5SOS fam. The band consists of Luke Hemmings (vocals, guitar) Michael Clifford (backing vocals, guitar) Calum Hood (vocals, bass guitar) and Ashton Irwin (backing vocals, drums).

Fan 1: Are you part of the 5SOS family?
Fan 2: Of course I love them and their music!

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family-zoned

when a dude or dudette you are in love with dubs you an unofficial member of their family. hence the classic sentence "you're like family to me."
worse than being friend zoned. or better? who even knows.
(none of this matters of course if you are actually both feeling like bro & sis.)

Dude- I love you! You're like, family to me. I basically consider you my sister now.
Dudette- Yayyyyyy..... *feels all the disappointment*
Dudette- *calls friend* dude i just got totally family-zoned by Joe Bob! *cries*

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breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.

"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."

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bush family

A blue blooded family of East Coast aristocratic ilk who moved to Texas during an early 20th century oil rush. Thus bush family was able to increased wealth exponentially (on the backs of poor white & hispanic oil workers). NOT unlike Civil War Yankee CARPETBAGGERS, they took on regional mannerisms and affected southern drawls in order to assimilate and pass for Texans. The bush family strategy has been DYNASTICALLY successful (not to mention even producing TWO US Presidents to date).

If the truth be known, they aint nothing but a bunch of phony, bush family carpetbaggin' yankees!

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family time

When a group of young people who consider themselves family come together in a motor vehicle to recollect their glorious day together. The radio and all other distractions must be turned off and stowed away during family time.

Turn off that 'Gucci Mane.' It's family time, you fucking son of a bitch. Good Lord! If you make the fucking cat noise again, family time will be ruined for everyone.

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Fizzy Family

This is Damon Fizzy's supporters. They love everyone unless they give them a reason not to. They stay positive and fight for animal rights. Damon inspires thousands of people with his message. They look out for each other too :)

"Are you a fan of damon?" "NO, Im in the fizzy family"

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