French Leave

To leave or disappear without letting your party know you're leaving.

"Hey John, don't do a French Leave after work, we're all going to happy hour."

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French haircut

Separating the head of a decadent aristocrat from his body by way of a guillotine, usually as a revolutionary act.

If the rich aren’t careful, they’re going to find themselves getting French haircuts.

french push

A trendy and alternative form of consuming coffee made popular by the ingenious Nate J.

French pushing:
1. Grind coffee ( the darker and more oily the coffee the better)

2. Put coffee in anus and pour boiling water in the anus( keep a 16/1 ratio as per ACA). Let sit for 5 minutes and keep anus in the air.

3. After the time is up- take an ordinary French press mesh filter and push coffee as far in the the colon as possible.
4. Enjoy

I was feeling pretty tired during my game of Warzone so I just did a French push. Now I I’m getting the dubs and the squirts.

French Sunday

Spending all day in bed, having sex, with your lover on a Sunday.

I had French Sunday yesterday, I spent all day, Sunday, in bed having sex with my girlfriend on Sunday.

french exhale

When you cum in a girl's mouth and it shoots out of her nose.

This chick was sucking my dick and when I nutted she did a french exhale

French Pig

Someone of inferior intellectual or creative ability who starts an argument with you about something you know more about. Based on an episode of Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare.

The earth is not flat, you french pig!

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French kiss

An open-mouthed kiss with tounge

He held her hands and gave her a french kiss

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