a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.
That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.
Snogging a guy who is really ugly and pig like.
Charlotte: That guy Moon wants me
Laura: OH, hog snog!
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The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.
"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."
Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.
Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.
When someone has a massive dick
"Man that guy at the bar had a huge hog"
"Yeah I know man, I was jealous"
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Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.
"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"
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A Marine's bulletin with pictures of their girl friends and wives. Often seen during deployment. Not to be confused with the wall of shame.
Lcpl Smith, "Damn, have you seen the hog board today?"
Cpl Miller, "No, why?"
Lcpl Smith, "There are some fine hogs added!"
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