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While having sex pull out and fart in the girls pussy then continue having sex. She will then queef out the cum.
"My bitch let me give her an Iowa Gas Pump for my birthday"
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A metro area covering three states with a total population of 110,000. Home of Sue Bee Honey, Jolly Time Popcorn, and Gateway Computers. Sgt. Floyd on the Lewis & Clark Expedition was buried here at the site named the first U.S. National Historic Site. With its history in the Missouri River and Stockyards, the City now faces an uncertain future. The population is somewhat diverse with nearby Nebraska reservations and large packing plants.
I happened upon Sioux City, Iowa on my way to the Black Hills. My college roommate went to Heelan Catholic High School there.
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A sexual act. To perform the Iowa Chocolate Express, one must eat a heavy amount of corn (canned or fresh is fine) the night before. One must then, on a partner who is preferably lying prone, squat over their head and proceed to defecate while also walking down the partners back. The pieces of shit will look like train cars holding a shipment of corn! (Optional: while shitting, make train noises such as Chooga-chooga Choo-choo, etc.)
You: I ate way too much damn corn last night.
Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...
In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!
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When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.
So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.
When a hardcore person from Iowa tattoos the shape of the state on them. Generally their area code is somewhere inside.
I know how to two-step and I'm from Cedar Rapids. Look at my Iowa hardcore tattoo.
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A mythological city inhabited by obscenely ugly females discovered by Lewis & Clark, but is now a term to describe a general gathering of unattractive women. Examples: University of Chicago, Stanford University.
The girls here suck, we must be in Boo City, Iowa. I got no bid on this place. This place is single boo minus and falling fast!
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It is when one ejaculates in the bellybutton of another and then takes a finger and swirls it around then the finger is licked clean.
Keeley was so very hungry so she asked Tommy boy to feed her out of the Iowa hot tub
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