Jedi Knight

epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi knight you need the following:

-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects

"All I have left to learn is the power to levitate objects and I will be the most kickass jedi knight ever!"

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JEDI

the fastest growing 'religion'in britain an extra 400,000 people said they were jedi in the last census
it IS NOT a real religion
jedi's were thought up by george lucas in his starwars trilogy as the elite men/women fighting for good or evil they're light sabers were either red (evil) or blue, yellow or green(good)

wierdo -im a jedi

normal person
to friend - what a wanker

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Jedi (GDI)

Code for talking about GDIs in front, and/or behind them.
See: GDI, God Damn Independent
Total Bro-Hater

Whoa Broski- it is a total Jedi (GDI) Convention in here, I feel gross, lets dip-out!

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jedi-bag

v. To dig oneself into a carcass for warmth.

I was so cold the other day I had to cut open and jedi-bag my buddy's tauntaun, which I may add smelled way worse on the inside.

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interwebs jedi

One who is accredited for there ways with the interweb and affiliated things.

Ron: Where do you find this stuff?
Raph: idk
Ron: total interwebs jedi
Raph: lol

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Jedi Trip

When you take Magic Mushrooms and Lsd at the same time.

i was fucked up last night.

what did you do?

I jedi tripped on three hits and a 8th of shrooms.

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Phone Jedi

Verb (usually inding in ING)
To use passive aggressive tactics while someone dumb is on the other end of the phone in the hopes that they will eventually hang up. Tactics include silence, sighing, not responding, saying you don't know what they are talking about, etcetera.

I picked up my co-workers phone to find that my boss was calling her about something. He said something dumb and I didn't want to hear it, so I phone jedi-ed him until he hung up.

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