joey
A person of low intelligence often characterized by frequent unination, extremely bad acne, and a sixth toe.
My friend Sam is fun but he is a total joey.
Usually found flirting with blonds.
Every hot blond haired girl is taken! Must be a joey.
A male who jerks off at sleepovers
Joey: Want to sleep over?
James: Yah sure sounds great!
Joey: Where the lotion at? *beats meat*
a goofy poo who says they're john pork. I MEAN LOOK AT THE RESEMBLANCE