Master Poke'

A person that has been around to enjoy every generation of pokemon games and still in thier 20's continues to play pokemon religiously.

Sam: We are such "Master Poke'"s i cant believe we still like this stuff!
JMark: I know right! Isn't great!

Ol' Master

A very wise man. Often associated with great feats of wisdom, courage and leadership across many disciplines of life.

Padawan 1: "Did you see the Ol' Master last night?"
Padawan 2: "No, what did he do?"
Padawan 1: "He drank a two four and a forty ounce!"
Padawan 2: "We have a long way to go my friend."

Master Oogway

The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.

Master Oogway: ah, my time has come

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shaft master

one who mastered the shaft

andy you fucken shaft master shut up

trench master

A male. Most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: "chill" "ight" "all shweat bro" "i cant talk now, gotta go do abs".
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.

Ex1:

Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.

Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters

Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go

Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off

Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.

Ex2:

Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night

Friend: what happened?

Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped

Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?

Douche: for like two hours dude

Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?

Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!

master shake

the coolest of the ATHF, he basically gets the rest into trouble and annoys every one. he has many superhero aliases the Drizzle, the Fume, the Puddle....you can just sense the awesomeness!

My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya.

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Mastering Engineering

A program that allows students to do assignments online. It is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.

Student A: Hey did you do mastering engineering?
Student B: Yeah, here's my answer.
Student A: Hey it won't accept the same answer!
Student B: Our numbers are different! DAMMIT!!
Student C: Try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer...
*ponder for a while*
Student B: Okay plug that in...
Student A: Time ran out! ARGH!!

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