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How you tell your kids their dad isn’t coming home from the army. Popularised by Mikey Z’s hit song.
Child: Mum when’s papa coming home for Christmas
Mother: Jimmy, papa’s not coming home he was dancing with the grim reaper
Child:(Hysterical whining)
Mother:(Punches child to shut up)
Child:(“Has a nap”)
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A 1 trick reaper is someone who plays overwatch but only picks reaper. He wouldve played 24 hours but all of them wouldve just been him playing as reaper.
Lots of people hate 1 trick players but they dont care because they are normally masters at their character
They also never let anyone else use the chararcter
Man fcking 1 trick reaper wont let me play as him, Hes my main as well.
Normal:Can i please be reaper
1 trick: No stfu im a 1 trick i only play as reaper
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The act of simultaneously choking, masturbating and penetrating (vaginally, or anally) one's sexual partner from behind.
Read reach around and autoerotic asphyxiation
1. Jane thought that it was time to take his relationship with Dick to the next level. So, that night, she brought out a strap on, and give Dick the Grim Reaper Reach Around.
2. Dick: "Oh man. Does my ass hurt"
Dick's Friend: "At least you got the Grim Reaper Reach Around for your trouble"
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When the guy gets down doggie style position and the girl assumes the position the guy normally would. Then jerks him off reaching around him while thrusting until proper ejaculation.
Pauly shore was too broke to hooker to fuck so he got a reaper reach around instead. (taken from "Pauly SHore is dead")
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When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.
Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"
1) A man being hung from a noose with the other end of the rope being held by a man or woman with one hand. While the other hand is reached around giving the hung man a hand job.
2) A Russian roulette of cum or death!
She better have good coordination skills or this grim reaper reach around is going to end in death!
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Its where you reach around
Yeah isnt my ass smooth? Now do the grim reaper reach around.
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