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The hottest and sexiest thing around! they will make your day perfection after you meet one of em
Bro 1: Dude did ya see taht girl?
Bro 2: hell ya man she was fine
CHUCK NORRIS: Russian women are god damn sexy
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The female act of wiping a specimen of freshly dumped jizz from ones vagina, using your fingers, under the nose of your boyfriend.
'Hey man, you've got a bit of snot on your lip..'
'Oh nah, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan before we came out tonight'..
Throat fucking a decapitated head after an accidental removal durring a car accident while the brain is still alive and the person can see what is happening.
She didn't wear her seatbelt like a good girl so I gave her a Russian Handkerchief.
When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth
Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
A cocktail consisting of vodka and lube.
I'm feeling the rot after all of the russian camgirls at last night's dice game
to be so intoxicated that the breath Analyzer would register in the 10th of thousands . giving reference to the stigma of Russians achieving high blood alcohol numbers. the Maximum limit of alcohol in the body a human can have without dying .
he blew Russian numbers, he was blowing Russian numbers when he fell.
.it is a strength training and fitness exercise
its is a full body exercise that trains primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips and buttocks, quadriceps (vastus lateralis, vastus medialis, vastus intermedius and rectus femoris), hamstrings, as well as strengthening the bones, ligaments and insertion of the tendons throughout the lower body.
basiclly all you need is vodka in a 2 liter bottle of coke
a tracksuit with 2 stripes and you're all set to go and become a professional russian squatter.
oh look, slav is doing the russian squat