The Dim Ages

The Dim Ages...the next chapter of modern world history, similar to the Dark Ages of the 10th and 11th centuries. The Dim Ages are / will be chatacterized by a rolling back of informed decisions and ignorant electorates, exacerbated by agenda driven media outlets, and internet fueled misinformation. It is unclear if this will last for one generation or multiple generations.

Larissa always tried to make a positive difference in the world however became disheartened upon realizing that The Dim Ages were upon us.

Age Quit

Quitting a game because you've gotten too old for its community or target demographic for it to appeal to you anymore.

"You stopped playing Call of Duty?"
"Yeah, I just had to age quit."

middle ages

a period of European history from around A.D. 500 to A.D. 1500

some people from the MIDDLE AGES were Marco Polo (european explorer) and Kublai Khan (friend of Marco Polo)

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Sice Age

(noun.) When a series of events that yields extreme benefit to one or a group of people occurs in somewhat of a chain reaction

(noun.) When someone verbally illustrates a series of events in an over-exaggerated manner

Ex.1
Joe: Yo man, I got my license, my parents got me a new car to whip, I found $50 in my jeans, got a couple of biddies, and we got a quarter for the weekend.
Charlie: Have we entered the Sice Age?
Joe: Indeed, we have.
Charlie: LEHGOOOO!!!!

Ex.2
Charlie: Dude, did I ever tell you about the time I took that random dude's car, robbed every store in the city, and beat up Chuck Norris?
Joe: Dude, step out of the Sice Age.

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Uncle Ag

Uncle Ag is an American Pedophile who drives a white van with kids in the back.
If uncle Ag is near you will either hear a battle cry or his famous “ owwwoooooooo”

I’m a currently in the back of uncle Ags van.
Watch out for Uncle Ag Son

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Garb aged

The newest fad in today's fashion. Garb from the past.

Shotgun jeans may be trying to work their way back in. A short fad back in the 80's where you take old jeans & shoot them strategically with a shotgun. The younger generation is now wearing "garb aged" what us old farts use to wear everyday

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aged up

Making a character older than what they really are

“ isn’t his cannon age 19? “
“ yes but he’s aged up so he can fit in my story “

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