AIM Hostage

When you are in a conversation on some sort of messaging service (Like MSN) and you leave a conversation that usually envolves more than one person, and you keep getting added and re-added to the conversation to your frustration. This will only ever end if you log-out or if one of your captors logs out.

-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 2: LOL where did she go...
Person 3: donno, add her again.
Person 2: LOL okay :D
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
Person 2: LOL hey!
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 3: Oh..
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversaion-
Person 1: What?
Person 2: YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!!!!!!!!! LMAO
Person 3: YOURE OUR HOSTAGE!!!
Person 1: An AIM hostage?
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: LOL ye
Person 2: MWAHAHAHA
Person 1: ...
Person 1: You are lame...
-Person 1 has logged out-

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Aim Assist

Aim Assist is meant for special ed children and monkeys.

those civilian sheep and there aim assist

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AIM Lingo

A language spoken mainly in writing which shortens English words and phrases into catchy, yet hard to interpret abbreviations and misspellings. These are used on AIM to save .4 seconds of typing.

Examples of AIM Lingo:

Got to go- g2g or gtg
I love you- ilu
Laughing out loud- lol
Oh my god-omg
You-u
to, too: 2
later-l8rz

Need I say anymore?

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Torgo Aim

The art of hitting random headshots that are pure luck in online video games.

Torgo: 'Oh wow I killed that guy while running and shooting, I really shouldn't have hit that shot'
Mumbada: 'Damn that is such torgo aim! You are so lucky!'

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Curse of AIM

The Curse of AIM, referring to AOL Instant Messenger, is when an individual makes a typo during a conversation while trying to sound witty, intelligent, or superior. This often negates his point and causes others to ignore the statement entirely.

Person A: Then again, all political parties do is further divide Americats.

Person B: haha, americats?

Person A: shut up -- stupid curse of AIM...

Person B: meow.

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Morning Aim

When guys cant aim straight to pee in the mornings because of a boner or blurred vision

1. Now I have to clean up all this piss, fuck my morning aim

2. Jeff- Morning aims are the worst,

Kyle- for real bro, piss getting all over ma toilet and floor

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Aim by the Ass

Used for someone who miss all the time when aiming a dustbin with paper or something else.
Can also be used in sexual situations.

1st: Rahh! Missed again!
2nd: Dude you aim by the ass!

Jake: Whoops, my dick just missed your ass!
Gloria: What an Ass-aimer!

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