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AP Lunch is an AP class that will give you double lunch, and the food is way more better! Usually in the AP Lunch test it will test your speed of finishing your lunch and you will have to write a free response of how your spaghetti tastes.
Person A: Hey, I got AP Lunch this year!
Person B: There's AP Lunch?
Person A: Of coz!
Person B: Troll face
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a) when a ape is scalded with anything that scalds, it is reported that they have unimaginable speed as they run.
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast
The robber entered the convenince store and pulled out a large caliber handgun. My friend Jason, seeing the gun, ran out the back door like a Scalded Ape.
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To invest in something without much thought.
NFT’s are in ape season.
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---The very definition of Hell. You will go insane by the end of the year after reading boring walls of text and memorizing what happened in some random ass date like 1666, June 6.
---If you look in the index of an Ap Euro textbook for the word “war”, it will go on for 10 pages. You will have to know insignificant facts such as what the fuck is some-nonvital-guy-who-does-something-like-mop-the-Cistine-Chapel-floor’s hair color and have the shitty realization that some-important-guy-who changed-the-very-history-of-Europe won’t even be on the test anywhere. You will be forced to know the difference between Prince Edward Cuntlicker of Twattington XIXXVI; of the 2nd branch of the Fuckmylife family and Edwerd Nopeshit of Nopesville XXIXIV; of the 5th branch of the Putmeoutofmymisery dynasty.
---AP Euro will suck your fun and free time into its endless void of despair and frustration. You will have a mental breakdown before AND after every test, and cry when you look at the first question because you know you’re screwed for the rest.
---Your very nightmares will be filled with AP Euro. You will develop a phobia of AP Euro. You will feel the urge to burn all your homework and notes after graduating the class (if you even can): laughing maniacally into the sunset with the satisfaction of never seeing it again in your life…only to curl into a fetal position and crap yourself when you find out about AP US history. But hey, Harvard’s worth it….right?
“I aced AP Euro with an A+, but I’m sure my tendency to become a sadistic serial killer skyrocketed.”
“I’ve broken every friendship I’ve ever had and dumped my Gf to actually do decently in AP Euro. I even have weekend homework. Goodbye childhood.”
"AP Euro is love, AP Euro is life. Lol jk sarcasm guise-wait dont grab that shotgun!"
"You will never know the bliss of sleep ever again with AP Euro! You’ll either have to go through school sleep deprived or drink 17 cups of coffee a day. It's great! *Eye twitches*"
“Ima graduate high school with a 5.0 from classes like AP Euro to enter Harvard but afterwards have no idea what to do and companies will pay me the same amount as a high school dropout gets in my job.”
“I have a test for AP Euro tomorrow.” *Punches self in face for 2 hours*
"I failed the finals...WHY?!? *Mass murders then commits suicide*"
"Why do we have to learn the difference between these two pricks? They’re literally father and son and did basically the same thing!"
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It's something that occurs when one becomes an AP student. One loses the ability to sleep, and/or forgets how to sleep... forever. AP Insomnia affects 100% of students 60% of the time, and by that I mean always. While everyone else is going to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot, AP students are just priming their brainial engines. Yeah. AP students define sleep as:
Sleep (nonexistent noun) - more time for studying and/or doing homework and/or watching terrible late night documentaries on how the Qing Dynasty came about, and/or crying inconsolably.
We may also use sleep to cry and/or complain about how we didn't get to hang out with our study buddies because we were crying about lacking something that we can't identify, which studies show, is "SLEEP".
*Mainstream Student (Blah =/): "Dude, I went to a sweet party last night, and then went to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot!"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote>Yeah, I got lots of sleep as well, minus the sleep, plus the studying/no life/crying times 7 raised to 5x power, which OBVIOUSLY equals the cosin of the vector of tan inverse 5x/6.</quote>
*Mainstream Student (Frowned upon in AP society): "Que?"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote> "By that, are you referring to K-acid, K-base, K-concentration, K-pressure, or K-equilibrium?"
*Mainstream Student (EW): "Oh, well, I'm gonna go back to bed."
**** AP GOD: "You would." (Insert mental breakdown here.)
And, THAT, my Mainstream acquaintances, is AP Insomnia.
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going crazy
go crazy
gone psycho
all that jazz.
This shit will make ya go ape.
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Advanced Placement Classes taken by high school students for college credit. Usually students who take these classes are on the honors level and have a lot of time on their hands. By the time you reach mid year, heck, by the time you reach the end of the first week you will be wondering what the heck possessed you to take one of these classes and any free time you had before will be gone. However, if you're lucky, get a good teacher who knows their stuff,stay awake and don't commit suicide it is possible to get a 4 or 5 on the end of year test and get that all important credit.
AP classes will cause a student to go from thinking they are smart to seeing a therapist for their broken self esteem.
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