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I word used in substitution for thats what she said when the actual phrase may be considered inappropriate due to the audience or location.
Jeff: What do you want us to do now?
Coach: Just get on the floor and take whatever i throw you're way!
Jeff: Batman!
Coach: What was that??
Jeff: .....nothing
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Definition 1: My Parents Are Dead! A Dark Night Hero also know in the '60 as a child molesters who role with a teenager in spandex but later becomes a bad ass who kicks peoples ass.
Definition 2: The sexual act to wear a batman costume, clothing related to batman, or black and fuck a bat (animal) Then shove a Bat (baseball bat) up your ass while watching any Batman movie, listening to death metal, and screaming "I'am the dark night!"
Example 1: Man I was watching Batman: The dark night and it was awesome!
Example 2: Yo Man I just pulled a Batman and my asshole is bleeding!
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When you grab each side of your nut sack and stretch it as far each way as you can. Then, you get some jackass to look at it. You then scream batman and meatgazer to attract attention. Finally, you are allowed to kick him in the ass 3 times calling him a fag each time.
I grabbed my sack and made my adhad ass brother look at my batman. All steps followed.
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Not any, nor ever will be a teenage boy. As most teenage boys who claim to be, in fact, have tiny penises. They tend to drive over compensating pickups, or gay white cars.
Nobody who for a to RRCA is Batman.
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As you pump your partner with your Batsword and your nearing orgasm, start to sing the the words to the original 50's tv show. As your get closer and closer to completion get louder and louder. And when that the moment arrives to shoot your batgoo Shout !!BATMAN!!
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!
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Combination of the words "Bat" and "Man" meaning:
a. a guy that holds a bat (in Baseball)
b. a creature that combines characteristics of both species with variants including "Batwoman", "Batboy", "Batgirl" etc.
c. a fictiotional character you might have heard of that is made fun of in Urban Dictionary by lame definitions
Batman turns 70 years old in May
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