kiley campbell

hottest girl alive amazing at pom and gets so many boys, pretty short but it’s fine master vine reciter and the cutest girl alive! knows how to get random boys to fall deeply in love with her without even trying oh and probs a dolan twin stan

Grayson:wow do you see kiley campbell she so hot I think I’m in love

Ethan: bro you don’t even know her

Emily campbell

A girl that's way into her feelings she could suck Tyler booths dick and say they're just friends

Your friendzoning me plz don't be a Emily campbell

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John Campbell

1 - A 'news' reporter fronting a program on New Zealand's TV3 station dealing with current affairs called 'Campbell Live'.
His reporting style is generally sensationalist and severely biased towards the perceived underdog. He commonly promotes public outrage by feeding the ignorant masses false or exaggerated claims based on pseudoscience. He also supports any minority group he can find, despite the fact that he is the epitome of an upper-middle class metro white guy. This, among other things, makes him a Fag Enabler.
2 - to "do a John Campbell" is to get stuck repeating words like "but" in an annoying squeaky, whingey tone when someone is saying something you don't agree with, especially when the statement you disagree with has something to do with minorities. Named after the aforementioned NZ reporter.

Sam: "I don't like ethnic minorities"
Bernard: (in squeaky voice) "but...., but....., but......, but......, but....., the..... Tangata Whenua......"

Bernard has unwittingly just done a perfect John Campbell.

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Campbell toe

The male equivalent of a camel toe. This usually occurs in the more obese members of society.

"Ew look, that guys jeans are so tight he has a Campbell Toe!"

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Devin Campbell

Devin Campbell is, despite his height and hot sister, adopted. He does not know his real last name or parents.

Strupp: “Hey what’s your dad’s name
Devin Campbell: “I don’t know, I’m adopted”

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Carson Campbell

Slang for “A dumb bitch”

Wow, that Carson Campbell sure is a dumb bitch

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John Campbell

Cool ass dude that does to king high school
ESKEETIT

I feel like John Campbell

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