A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis
Gabby Stone Rhino loves being pounded by Conners girthy chode.
1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.
2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!
2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
A Penis that looks like a water bottle cap.
Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"
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Fellow people,
Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.
Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.
Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.
2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.
3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
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