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christian

someone who worships a magical "god". They also worship a Jew but will not hesitate to abuse Jewish people for what they are. How naive to think that there can be one thing running the universe. maybe people would think that humans evolving from apes is far fetched but evolution has been proven. you can't argue with results.
So if you choose to be ignorant and shut the truth out, then that's fine. But if you think about it, wouldn't you rather know where we really came from?

christian: "god is super"
me: "you're full of shit"

by Yabity October 4, 2010

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Christian

A person who believes in the teachings of Christ. Christianity was originally canonized and collated by the Roman Catholic Church. In the late 1500s, Henry VIII of England split with the Church and founded a Protestant Church. Later offshoots of this Protestant faith reached America and gave rise to the large number of different denominations and sects of Christian faith.

Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide.

Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.

"I can't seem to get any water out of my faucet and the bathtub backs up with dirty smelly water. I've tried Draino and Clorox and nothing works. I think I should call a Christian."

"Dude, don't you mean a plumber."

"Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."

by HMB April 7, 2003

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christian

literally the gayest nigga ever.

christian : *slaps ass*
anyone : "you fucking gay nigga"

by CHRISTIAN RJ8 November 19, 2019

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christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.

I am a Christian by the grace of God.

by Brian May 24, 2006

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Christians

A person who follows the religion of christianity. Contrary to popular belief, not all Christians try to shove their religion down your throat. Christians do sin, but the point isn't to be perfect. The Christians that do this ,however, cast a bad light on all other Christians. They make other people see them as ignorant, close-minded, etc. etc.

Christian 1: Christians don't sin! We are better than everyone else! We know that our religion is better than everyone else's.

Christian 2: You ignorant pig, please shut your mouth because you are obviously very clueless and don't know what's going on in the world. We are suppose to not pass judgement on anyway else because it isn't our place. Christians are suppose to accept EVERYONE.

by ME. I'm a person. Not a robot. April 4, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


christianity

not a religion, but a relationship with the loving God of the universe who created us in his image. God sent his only Son Jesus, as a man, who lived a blameless life, the one man who didn't deserve to die, to be crucified for the sins of every man who was, is, and will live. through this sacrafice, we can enjoy a wonderful relationship with God. all you have to do is ask for forgiveness and believe Jesus died and rose again on the 3rd day. Salvation is a gift that not one of us deserves but is given freely!

Christianity has allowed me to live a Glorious life, full of healings, love, and prosperity!

by ROOOGAN October 18, 2005

69๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian

Alot of people on here like to say that the taliban is to muslims as the kkk is to Christians. Well let me tell you that saying that makes you the biggest idiot ever. the kkk is a bunch of racist retards who can't say "you all" correctly. Christians on the other hand are intelligent, wise, KIND, CARING, GIVING, LOVING, NON-RACIST PEOPLE. And to say otherwise is to in essence lie through your teeth.

Wow! I was on urbandictionary.com and I saw that someone had said that "all Christians are in the kkk." Well, I was PISSED OFF cuz I HATE RACISM AND I WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST.

by BRAIN - BLAST!!!! September 19, 2006

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