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An actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.
Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.
When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.
I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!
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Anyone who is involved in any of the arts (e.g. music, writing, drawing, photography, etc.) but will not admit it. Either that, or he/she literally hides it somewhere and only shows certain people.
Dude #1:"She spends all her time in that darkroom, but no one ever sees her photography."
Dude #2:"I think she's simply a closet artist."
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One that secretly is "emo" but does not dress it or have an emo cut. Usually remains limited to emo music, in private only.
Brandon is such a closet-emo, he listens to Underoath, Fall Out Boy, Senses Fail, and Saosin, but he still dresses like a wigga/downe boy.
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Closet Psychos are friends/family who seem like relatively nice and relaxed individuals up until you get very close to them. Typically, they appear very normal, but the more time you spend around them, the more you'll realize that something isn't quite right about them.
Letting yourself become too close to them is mentally hazardous, however, as they will begin to show abnormal behavior and excessive clinginess. They are usually very possessive, emotionally detached, and heavy thrill-seekers. They will seek entertainment through both you and your other friends, and even seek to target you and turn you against them so that they can have you all to themselves. This is where it gets really fun.
If you're in an intimate relationship with them, they could present strange and even disturbing fetishes, all the while wanting to know what you're doing 24/7. If you're in a regular friendship with them, they will track you closely on all social media platforms, consistently want to remain in contact with you and know of your whereabouts, and will become very unstable if you decide to hang around other people.
Closet psychos can either be psychopaths behind thin masks, or completely psychotic individuals who latch onto whatever person wanders into their web. They will either develop a severe, unhealthy infatuation with you (or the idea of you), or they will have a strong desire to toy and play games with you until you are too broken to deal with.
Frank: "John, are you okay? You seem a little down."
John: "Yeah, man. It's just been a rough day."
Frank: "How so?"
John: "I just found out that Bill is a total closet psychopath."
Frank: "What? How do you mean?"
John: "He just convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her, and then took me to go get some drinks and lost his marbles when I declined. Now Lynsey thinks I'm an infidel and Bill won't leave her alone. God."
Frank: "Well, shit."
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A person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.
Brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. She's such a closet drinker!
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A follower of the person of Jesus Christ who chooses to follow the His teachings but does not feel compelled (or fears) to share or propogate his personal faith among others.
That dude lives the life but he don't say nothin'...he must be a closet Christian.
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