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Fajardo Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys flannel and is obsessed with flannel.

My brother just bought a lot of flannels at the mall, I think he might have the Fajardo Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 3, 2019


conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.

Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"

by new_jersey_event_conditions January 20, 2022


Conditioned

When the prompt is prompted and the terms are set.

Omar assumed that conditioned body builders are superior to UFC fighters.

by The_Conditioner October 29, 2023


Conditioned

No. I'm not. But I bet saying that made you feel good, didn't it?

Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2023


unbareable conditions

Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.

Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!

by QuacksO November 3, 2022


blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 March 25, 2014


conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 29, 2015