Coon Gang

Coon gang is a racist group of trashy white boys in Lauderdale, MS. They believe that they are cool in their “gang” but really they embarrass themselves for publicity. The “gang” is quite lame and members have been known to shower together.

“Dude, did you hear about what the dumb Coon Gang did?”

“What did those idiots do this time?”
“They tried to make it out like their dumb gang is actually cool on Urban Dictionary!”

Coon lips

Someone that has dick sucking lips

This dude has coon lips

Coon Lagoon

A swimming pool at a HUD apartment complex or a city park on the bad side of town.

Shaquanda and Lil Re-Re always be hangin wit they niglets up in da coon lagoon.

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two coons

the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!

Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"

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coon slice

a general derogatory term for somebody who you think is of a lazy african american nature.

yeah, ryan seacrest is a fuckin coon slice

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Coon Bench

A rare specimen of Apeius Fuckuglius. The Sambo that actually can support a family. These are rare and sightings number in the teens since records began in 1486.

Dave: How are you and the family, Winston?

Winston: we are all great. I'd love to chat but I must start work, I have a family back in my mud hut to support. I guess I'm a Coon Bench.

Coon-Bus

A VN Commdore or EA-EF Falcon Station Wagon carrying individuals of an indigenous or non-indeigenous nature towards the pusuit of dole-cheques.

<some white boys rolling down a road in a VN wagon>
<bystander> "Ay how's the coon-bus goin mate"

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