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When you are having anal intercourse and your partners anus is so tight it stops the blood flow to your penis and it gives it a blueish hue.
I was balls deep in Dan’s ass last night and the dude was so tight he gave me a blue elephant.
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when ur obviously not doing anything or obviously doing SOMETHING and feel like being a stupid smart ass
(chatting on facebook)
jack: hey watcha doing?
jill: oh u kno... hunting elephants
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While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
Wow that Elephant penis is hugh and shes takeing it.
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Big, fat bitches pussy lips, while smashed into tight spandex
I hear that monstrous bitches have been known to eat with their toes!
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when you hang your pants pockets inside-out and your cock out of your open zipper, resembling a baby elephant
I was arrested for giving the baby elephant to some passing nuns.
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A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.
He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.
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an unwanted gift that one has no use for
I have no need for this white elephant. Do you know anywhere I can sell it?
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