Ass that you predict to get in the future.
Kosta- "I'm really good at playing the guitar"
Casual Bitch- "Can you play Justin Bieber songs?"
Kosta- "BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHHHH"
(later)
Kosta- "Dude, these girls were digging my guitar skills. I'm totally getting some future ass.
George- "Nice dude, hit that shit in 2013"
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Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.
Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!
Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...
A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.
Totally mentally gifted and usually also fine as hell.
I wish I were one of the Future People
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The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.
"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
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