Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.
I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!
The game of chasing down a greased pig at the state fair rodeo. or...
The game played by men when going out for a night on the town. The men attempt to find and bring home the largest girl in the club. At the end of the night the men return home for the weigh in. The man with the biggest girl wins the game for that night. The minimum weight for a hog is usually around 200 lbs but can be determined by the players before the start of the night.
what were you thinking dude shes a beast, we weren't hog hustlin' tonight
A large woman that has a pretty face. Can range from 200lb to 300lb these hogs are still fuck able.
Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.
Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.
Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.
Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.
"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"
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When someone has a massive dick
"Man that guy at the bar had a huge hog"
"Yeah I know man, I was jealous"
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One who takes particular glee in slamming the the fattest chicks out there
He went to the bar and snagged up that huge fucking cougar
Yeah, that niggas a hog slayer
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