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Double vaginal penetration (i.e. two penises simultaneously inserted in to a vagina).
The number 101 is an example of iconicity whereby the number 1 represents a penis and the number 0 represents a vagina.
"I must call up to Limerick there Friday night to do a 101 job"
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the name given to the sexual act of rubbing a chode or several chode against one's own chode. It is highly popular with fat homosexuals.
hey i just walked in to my son's room while he was getting a hank job,so i decided to join him.
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anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand
challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!
i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job!
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Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.
Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.
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When a girl lubes up a guys cock and gently grinds her ass cheeks on and gets him off. That or he lays his cock between her ass cheeks and strokes away without penetration.
Stacy has such a soft sexy ass. I love it when she lets me lube it up and lay my cock between those cheeks and grind on it for a great ass job.
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When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.
CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!
Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?"
Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB!"
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A combination of ball sucking and a blow job. It is something you have never felt before and it will leave you with a ten day long boner. It can only be produced by a rare species of zine that hails from the inner rain forests of Brazil.
Bro 1: Yo man that chick totally gave me a zine job
Bro 2: Holy Fuck man! I fuckin want a zine job so bad!
Bro 1: My dick's been hard for days!
Bro 2: Stellar!
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