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Socially acceptable number of daily Facebook status updates. AKA: FSL
Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(2 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(4 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
Facebook Friend: Dude, you've gone WAY over the Facebook Status Limit.
Sixty-eight. Because when you reach sixty-nine, you have to turn around.
I know. Lame.
Dude: Last night I broke the speed limit of sex.
Guy: 69?
Dude: Yep.
Guy: How lame...
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A super hype music festival where the boys get high as shit and end up losing their shirts in the crowds, the girls run around drunk as hell and have glitter and flash tats in every place you could think of, grinding up on any and everybody that is near you in the mosh pit, screaming at the top of their lungs for all of your favorite bands on the stage, or better known as the best fucking weekend known to man.
Dude! Are you ready to get turnt the fuck up at the Drake concert at Austin City Limits?
Hell yeah! Hopefully I can get some ass while we are in the crowd.
When a Facebook user puts one of his or her Facebook friends on limited profile because that same Facebook friend put the Facebook user on limited profile first. You can tell if you're on limited profile if the aforementioned Facebook friend's tagged photos and/or personal information are no longer viewable.
Will result in tension between the two Facebook users. One party may possibly block the other.
Putting someone on limited profile is not recommended unless you have an inexplicably unbelievable reason to do so because you will usually end up offending or alienating your Facebook friend.
Don't put me on limited profile unless you want to start something, bitch.
Do unto others as you want others to do unto you.
Limited profile revenge usually occurs when people lose their Facebook etiquette.
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The rule that no person shall make more than three Facebook moves in one night. This includes status updates, comments, likes, and sharing links. A preventative measure from being one of those annoying people who doesn't shut up on Facebook.
Guy 1 - "Dude, like my status."
Guy 2 - "Sorry bro! I already commented on a status, shared a link, and liked another status. Anymore Facebook moves will make me seem annoying and addicted!"
Guy 1 - "Damn Facebook Limit Rule."
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IN BRIEF: to act fast or be a fast ass, fail to be obedient, refuse or failing to act accordingly or behave, to violate.
PARENT #2: Don't let your daughter hang around that girl.
PARENT #1: Why? Do she break the speed limit or something?
PARENT #2: Exactly.
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Refers to a man's penis that is only available to a woman for a short period of time. The male subject with a limited edition cock can either be the initiator in the sexual relationship or simply a tool for the female's pleasure.
Example: Long distance relationships
Synonyms: Hoes in different area codes
Alternate pronunciation: Limited edition dick
Yo girl, you been seeing that man?
Nah, he my limited edition cock. He only here once a month.
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