Llama Dong

An abusive phrase used to offend others.

"You're a llama dong!"

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Awkward Llama

the arch-nemesis of the awkward turtle, a mascot to awkward moments or situations.

soooo..... *awkward llama*

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sassy llama

A young lady that has too much time on her hands.

Dag yo! Dat sassy llama aint had a job in months.

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Llama-Bear

A petname used to annoy, humiliate and terrify your most loved mexican boys. It is could also be Llama-Llama-Bear, Lovely-Llama-Bear, or just ALlama-Bear. It is more effective if you say it in your flirtiest high pitched voice possible.

Callie: I love you my Llama-Bear!
Alam: I'm not your Llama-Bear you stupid pinche gringa!
Callie: See I told you, you love me!
Alam: Beesh! Ugh. I'm not even going to try.

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Red Llama

A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.

Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.

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Gummi Llama

The awesomest type of llama, due to the fact that it is made of gummi candy and therefore doubles as a cute and furry animal with the best name ever, and a delicious fruity snack.(Credited to HappyBubbles03 and Mistybeach)

Zoey:"I think we should use a gummi llama as our group picture!" Tiddleskenmark: "No, we are using a plastic cup with a smiley face on it." Zoey: "Drat, you have crushed my hopes and dreams. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR SMILEYFACE CUPS ARE HAPPY."

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llama

the coolest animal in the world...i even took a llama care class at my camp once!

dude 1
"the llama almost spit on me"
dude 2
"That sounds like bad"
dude 1
"it smelled REALLY bad"

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