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Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.
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A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.
"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!
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Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.
"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"
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the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!
haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
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Fucker who drove off with your car every time thats why we killed him -RIP
OMG the stupid gta mechanic just drove off with my car dude
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The alphas in the maintaining world and sparkys don’t come close they are well underneath mech fitters
Hey I need something fixed don’t call the sparky they do fuck all call the mechanical fitters
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A person you may "use" to benefit one's reputation.
Person 1:"I'm going to hang out with George, he get all the ladies."
Person 2: "I know, he is such a loser mechanic"
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