milk

my dad is still looking for it till this day.

mom gave birth*

Dad: Imma get milk for the baby!

mom: sure sweetie

Dad: *gone*

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Milk

there are two types of milk one u get from a cow and the other you get from some nice titties

milk

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Milk

The reason my dad left

Me: where ya going dad?

Dad: To get milk

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Milk

Cereal water

Do you have cereal water? Yeah I have milk.

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Milk

Water, thicc version.

Dude: Yo man, when you think about it, milk is just thicc water.
Man: ........... oh yea u right.

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Milk

The best thing in the world

I’d you don’t agree then TOO BAD YOU DIE

Hallo I like milk

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milk

it's what your dad went to get but it's also where your dad went missing

oh my dad just went to buy some milk he'll be back soon.

9 years later-

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