Random
Source Code
Random
The act and or technique of selflessly hurdling one's own body into a structure of solid composition. Ex. A wall, barrell, or sliding glass door.
After much thought it was decided that the mosquito drip drop technique was the most applicable form of stress relief for the mental ward patient.
3👍 4👎
Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.
I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.
37👍 1👎
This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!
Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
22👍 30👎
Jerking off really hard in the bathroom.
Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?
A social mosquito is a person who is a part of many friendship groups joining in and leaving as they wish, but always having a kind of placehold in said groups.
He's such a social mosquito.
An insect that is medium sized on its own but all it's creepy legs make it look scary. It can also fly. They got their name because they apparently eat mosquitos. They like my bathroom for some reason.
A mosquito eater got in my bathroom today! Had to drive it out with a towel.