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A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
Hey babe want some of my mystic bong
Fucking garbanzo ass name for anything in this world that jesus made. Also means salty in all different possible ways.
Mystic is gay as shit
Playing (Mystic) means you are playing a video game terribly and you are really bad at it.
You're playing so mystic today Armaan!
The most sweetest human being I’ve ever met in my entire life. He’s always so kind to everyone, he’s awkward and shy, he’s hilarious, he’s adorable, best of all he’s nerdy. Alright now let’s bully him now, Ahem, he’s stupid, he sounds like a 5 year old, he’s short like an ant, he’s stupid
Mystic is weird
A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo
Shut cho dumbass mystic ass up fucktard
1. Referring to something cool or rare
2. Referring to an someone who makes something difficult seem effortless.
Person 1: What the heck!? He made that shot look easy!
Person 2: He’s totally mystic!