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meat needle

It's a dick, dude.
Another name for a penis.

Nero played his meat needle as Rome burned.

by wesley scudworth January 7, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


needle dick

A dick so small that you can cut your finger on it.

We were taking a shower in the locker room the other day and that Josh kid's dick was so small that everyone calls him needle dick.

by Dread7447 July 25, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster October 29, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


poke needles

quick way of saying "doing needle drugs"

usually heroin

"lets go smoke weed and poke needles"

by cyberphunkisms October 17, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch April 1, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


needle in a haystack

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.

I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.

by jellytime October 3, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


needle dick

A small Penis thin and stubby

Sean Phillips was found to have a needle dick when he got pants in a locker room

by T3h 0wner June 19, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž