Butt Nun

Someone who is a Flaming Homosexual and worships the anus/butthole/asshole...

Wow... that tarbox is a major Butt Nun

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nun of your business

A Halloween costume that's a nun holding a briefcase.

"And what are you, Tina?" "I'm nun of your business." "Okay, geez, touchy." "No, Lin, that's her costume, do you seriously not get it?"

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dry as a nuns nasty

Very dry. A nuns vagina should be dry (supposedly) and therefore to say this means its very dry.

"Hasn't rained in months, its as dry as a nuns nasty"

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Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

said the pope to the nun

much like that's what your mum said last night, but can be good when that gets old.

Person A: "geez this is stuck, couldja unzip this for me-"

Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"

A & B = lol...

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dry as a nuns cunt

dry pussy

laura is dry as a nuns cunt

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baby nun brand

Toilet paper packaging with the picture of a baby with a towel draped over it's head.

I need to buy some baby nun brand, I'm running out.

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