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Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.
Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!
Student 1&2: *reminiscing*
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a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!
I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush
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The reanimated corpse of a dead president, brought back as a zombie, with hopes to re-claim the White House and rule the world again. Or eat it's brains.
Tricky Dick has one big trick left - Zombie Nixon is running to be the first Zombie President!
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An Asshole, a liar, another puppet of the christian concervatives, a dumbass, a passive killer, clueless, nonchalant, megalomanic, or a dick.
1. President Bush lied to the nations, and has caused the needless deaths of thousands of innoccents, including the precious lives of our men and women in uniform.
2. Where are the weapons of mass destruction President Bush? What are we dying for?
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United Stated currency used in our consumer based society to acquire goods, property or services from individual with special or technical skills.
You can also use the specific name the dead president printed on the currency that you need for that particular "product".
"Yo, hommie I'm stacking those dead presidents selling all those bags of marbles."
"I'm gonna be needin' cutty to come with (5 Benjamins) or (heavy dead presidents) for this right here."
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An idiotic leader who thinks he knows whats best for our country but really he only cares about oil and trying to finish what his father started a decade ago. A president who doesn't seem to care about the real issues of the nation. But only the things that make him look better, but in all reality make him look like a jack ass.
oh look its president bush.
alls president bush wants is oil.
does president bush even care about the people of this country?
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Some random dude from america runs for president.Donald j trump the one who always likes to eat his 10 big-mac's and be lazy sitting on his desk all day, makes his maids stare at him to make him feel better whenever he loses in electoral votes in a state. got his son Barron trump a lambo and the kid doesn't know how to drive but donald trump is like " no no son take the lambo". The son " DAD I CAN'T DRIVE A CAR". donald trump" I don't care". so this is trump's personality.
hey your just like the 45th president.
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