Patch

A person who looks like they are from every race in the world. Someone who takes a bit of each race (ie, black, chinese, indian, etc) and sticks it to themselves.

Patch: "I'm an 1/8th black I am"
Rhube: "That's why Patch is your nickname, cos you take bits of every race in the world and stick them on yourself."
Patch: "that's a crap comeback"
Rhube: "It's not a comeback...it's just FACT!"

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Rough Patch

A time when all hope seems lost or when a stupid young man child decides to ignore what he sees in front of him

During the rough patch, she couldn't see herself dealing with him anymore

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soul patch

a corrective device used by a man who suspects his soul has developed a slow leak

The soul patch often takes the form of a small patch of facial hair below the lower lip. This position assumes that the soul resides in the mouth or chin, and that air released through the mouth that might eventually result in a flat soul--typically the result of a punctured ego. Growth of a soul patch reflects a desire to minimize an imminent loss of traction in the spiritual matters.

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strawberry patch

red pubic hair...

that girl i fucked last night she had a strawberry patch

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Death Patch

A furry and concentrated mass of hair on the lower back, regardless of male or female.

-Oh my goodness, did you see how hairy Derrick was while we were out on the boat?
-Ew, of course! He has quite the death patch!

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skank patch

One of those annoying lower-back tattoos, commonly found on bubble-headed female undergrads across the country. Also known as a "lower back tattoo" or, more accurately, a "tramp stamp."

"Did you see that girl with the skank patch?"

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grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist

I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!

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