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A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.
Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!
Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.
Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.
Thinking that is without boundaries. Coming up with ideas that are innovative, disruptive and would challenge the status quo.
If not for free range thinking we wouldn't enjoy many of the technological advancements that have become part of our everyday lives, e.g. cell phones, satellite communications, internet.
A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.
I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.
When you park a Range Rover out front of a piece of real estate and it immediately adds perceived value to the real estate.
Hater: “You really think you are going to buy this property for $90,000 and not do shit to it and sell it for $130,000??!!
Eric: Fuck you. Watch me Range Rover renovate (Range Rover Renovation) this property.
A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").
"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."
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The art of dropping a deuce "inconspicuously" with the bathroom door open, the lights off, and under the assumption that no one knows you're in there . Typically Free Range Turders are caught in the act; the perpetrator resembles a deer in headlights.
Ahahaha I just caught Kaysi Free Range Turding... again.
If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!
FRTer ( fur - tur )
Once a FRTer always a FRTer...
Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights
I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd
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