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What the homeless guy said to me before he bent me right over. and Noah flipped out his phone.
AHH NOAH WHY
HOMELESS MAN:THERE ARE NO SAFE SPACES
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A place where nothing can happen to you when you use drugs such as acid. the sofa is always a safety safe
My friend semore was on acid and he thought the plant was a monster atacking him. it was saying "feed me semore". i had to wrap him in a blanket and explain that monsters couldnt penatrate a blanket.
I had to drag him back to his safety safe.
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The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.
Where'd Jon go?
"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"
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The interlocking of two hands in the rock position.
'Man that band was awesome......gimme some Rock Safe '
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When two computers want to have sex with each other (and not catch a virus), they must enter safe mode before proceeding with the act. Otherwise, the computers could Blue Screen and completely mess up their hard drive.
(This definition applies only to computers running Windows. Mac/Linux users need not worry about safe mode before letting their computers have sex).
Press F8 while your computer is booting up to enter safe mode. Then do whatever you want with it (you sick bastard).
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In the practice of sado-masochism, a "safe word", is an agreed upon word uttered by the recipient masochist, when he/she can no longer tollerate any more pain administered by the sadist, during a session. Maybe also be used, to indicate they may need a temporary "break" in said session.
"Ouch...ouch...ouch...ouch...RED(safe word)!"
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