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that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting
i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.
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Glitches and easter eggs that appear or can be found in any video game
Alex Harris spends his time looking on youtube for secret snacks, but he can never do them on Call of Duty 4 when hes playing
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When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.
ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?
HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."
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A secret store where you can go and be transformed into a bombshell beauty. Purchase required.
Wow, you look so...different!
"I know, I went to Victoria's Secret and suddenly I was sexy."
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the secret of a soul is a blogging site for tumblr users ... nobody knows what this person looks like, all we know is that its a she, and she sometimes goes by the name of "Fran" but spelt "Fraan" her blog is filled with inspiring messages posted withen text and photo, she is very loved by all her followers and is known to be kind and caring and very beautiful to those who have seen her face.
the secret of a soul posted a meaningfull messaage
When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.
"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."