Shaft of Cain

History-

After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.

In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.

From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.

Come over tonight baby and I’ll let you slide down the Shaft of Cain.

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Zenon’s shaft

Zenon’s shaft is the most powerful thing on earth I it can extinguish a white substance that is almost like acid. The holder is called Zenon, Don’t mess with Zenon and I mean it 😩😫🍆💦

o̤̮h̤̮ s̤̮*i̤̮t̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ Zenon’s shaft r̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮ b̤̮e̤̮f̤̮o̤̮r̤̮e̤̮ h̤̮e̤̮ s̤̮h̤̮o̤̮o̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮ a̤̮t̤̮ ṳ̮s̤̮

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Shaft Burn

The first degree burn on the shaft of your penis from excessive masturbating.

Dude i got a serious Shaft Burn i couldn't stop masturbating last night.

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Half-shaft

A sexual manuever in which the male grips the base portion of the penis with a fist, allowing only the head of the unit to penetrate the vaginal cavity, at which point the individual removes the hand to surprise the unsuspecting female party with more the she originally bargained for.

She thought it was small, till i gave her the Half-shaft!

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shaft of damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

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Sifting Shaft

To sift a shaft is when a female gently strokes a mans rahter large and monstrous cock, she then begins to create more and more friction in an attempt to catch that sun of a bitches dick on fire. Then he blows a huge load of hot steamy cum all over her face he then grabs her book bag and sifts through her paper work with cum dripping off his large throbbing cock!!!!!

Sifting shaft is something drew will never have to deal with cause he deoesnt have one.

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shift the shaft

to jackoff alot before a date

DUDE! i shifted the shaft before banging jessie last night... it made me stay up for an extra 10 minutes!

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