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Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.
Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
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A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.
The faecal predator lured their unsuspecting victim into a poo situation, without their consent.
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when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.
often inappropiate
Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
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Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.
Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.
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When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.
guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
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An awkward, inexplicably bizarre, and often inescapable social situation, usually between friends or acquaintances. Originates from the idea of being trapped in a bathroom with multiple people.
"So I was with my girlfriend the other day, and suddenly my ex gets on the same elevator we're on only to have it break down a few seconds later. It was a classic bathroom situation."
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A friendship where you can have regular sex with no strings attached.
Paul: Jay, are you seeing that bird then or what?
Jason: Fuck no! I've pulled off the perfect situation.
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