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smurf

smurf sex: fucking until you're blue in the face.

by eggplant July 25, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

a substitute word for profanity usage

Smurf! I left the keys in the car and it's locked.

by 1/2 Key April 28, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smurf

Los Angeles talk for: Where the weed at man?

Dude, I'm stressed, wheres the smurf at?

by JWIZ96 October 11, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

the greatest funniest cutest creatures ever. while it is very wierd that they r delivered by stork and there is only one girl in their whole village it is totally adorable. They love to sing while they work, and use the word smurf for pretty much everythhing. Gargamel and Azrael are the two most common of their enemies but there are more also.

uses of "smurf"
what the smurf?
that looks smurfy
you stupid smurf, why would you smurf like that?!?
she smurfed me first
we're having a smurf old time!
how dare you smurf that language!

by la la la la la la lalalalala August 2, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smurfs

Smurfs is a term that is used to describe the police.

Dude #1: "Yo bruh when da last time you seen ol boy?"

Dude #2: "You ain't heard? The Smurfs got em last week."

by D-N-A "The King Of NC" October 27, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

Can be used in place of ANY word in the English language.

After the party, I was going to smurf the smurf outta Smurfette at my house, but she smurfed my smurf in the smurfing parking lot.

by Headman July 13, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

when you beat off and your penis turns blue

my girl was beating me off with her feet and my penis smurfed

by felix guzman November 15, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž