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(n.) The act of discovering the presence of corn in one's bowel movement when you know it's been a long time since you have eaten any corn.
"Hey Liddy! Check out this floater I just pinched off! It's a corn surprise! When was it we last had corn?"
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A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"
At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.
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When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
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A test that a teacher gives you because she hates you and wants you to suffer
Our teacher gave us a surprise test today. After one kid started to cry, three kids threw up, and we all failed she was happy.
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A very feminine and attractive lesbian that, if you had not been told, you would not have known she was a lesbian and was surprised at the knowledge.
Guy #1: I had no idea Portia de Rossi was gay, she's so hot!
Guy #2: Yeah she's a total surprise lesbian.
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The sexual practice in which the girl, who is performing, fills her mouth with sand before adminstering a blowjob, commonly used in both northern and southern California.
Did you hear? Andy got an Ocean Surprise last night.
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an erection that comes for no reason. it just happens. you could be in the locker room with a bunch of dudes. dont worry if it happens there. as long as it only happens once youre probably not gay, just unlucky.
its a quiet day in penisville. some young sperm cells have crawled into the penis and are playing in the veins.
Cell 1: Hey, whats that sound?
Cell 2: surprise boner!
Cell 1: The blood wasnt supposed to come till we see the hot chick on the bus!
Cell 3: DIVE!
Kid in real life standing in front of class: Oh God, not now!
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