Swine Flu

Swine Flu: Fat Greedy Mexicans Terrorising the Americans by dressing in pig costumes and invading their country by the millions.

Person one: OMG A PIG
Person two: Swine Flu!!! *runs*
Mexican: Bacon nice, yes?

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swine faux

The fact the regardless of what you have (a cold, a cough, or just don't show up to school)every person in the room accuses you of having swine flu or the fact that any sickness will now be referred to as Swine Flu to the common public.

GUY 1: *sneeze*

GUY 2: Bless You

GUY 1: Thanks man.

GUY 3: Ugh! Don't bless him! He has Swine Flu!

GUY 2: Ew! nuh uh!

CLASS: What!? Guy 1 HAs Swine Flu! RUNNNN!

GUY 2: Dudes, chill it's Probably just "Swine Faux"

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Swine Fail

When someone gets sick, stinks, burps, or farts.

someone farts extremely loud and everyone knows who it is.

MASSIVE SWINE FAIL.

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uncultured swine

apparently you

for not knowing what that means

you: what does "uncultured swine" mean

person: *spits tea* smh yoh uncultured swine

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Swine Slut

a female or male who is contagious with swine flu, and hooks up with others for the sole purpose of spreading the swine flu.

i thought i met a new girl to bone, but it turns out shes a swine slut.. now i only have 3 days to live

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Swine Flu

"Catching the Swine Flu...", a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.

Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."

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Swine Flu

See SARS, Avian Flu, and other BS 20/21st century media conconctions.

Reporter: Oh sweet jesus there is this new swine flu and it is going to kill your children! Oh yeah and did we mention it comes from dirty mexican pigs. Haha i know you dont have to say dirty.

<2 weeks later>

Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.

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