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when you try to flirt with someone and they don’t receive it or put you in the friend zone
*on your crushes instagram post* “you look amazing 😍” “thanks!” or *liked* and then your fiend says “swing and a miss”
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when a couple is having sex on a swingset. one partner is sitting on the swing while the other is sitting on their lap facing them. just like how kids swing with eachother but with a twist.
They were totally doing the swinging spider the other day at the park!
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How to down and swing:
Stand on the edge of a body of water holding a rope swing. Down a full beer and then throw the empty beer down and swings out over the water.
The key is to make it back to the shore without falling or letting your feet hit the water.
Repeat as necessary.
Jorge yelled down and swing then raked the water.
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when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)
trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.
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A person, normally male, who proceeds to set up a drag race against another individual with their friends vehicle. When in fact, they themselves are incompetent of building, and/or driving a race car themselves.
I want to race, but Stevie keeps nut swinging off of Aaron and his car...it's pathetic.
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Way of asking someone how they are.Usually between two males as it is a reference to their genitalia.Although could be used on a woman with a nice set.Similar to "hows it hanging?" and the ever popular "how are your testicles today?"
John: Hey Pete how 'they swinging?
Pete: Ahh you know yourself fairly low and to the left
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