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Obviously referring to link’s cock
“Whip out that master sword link!!”-zelda
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The act of tongue-fucking an anus while simultaneously making fencing, or other sword-fighting maneuvers, with the recipients penis. Typically done while the recipient is standing.
This allows for Rusty Sword Fights.
Yeah, while I love Jen and all, she's more of a Trombone player, while Phil is a natural Rusty Sword Technician, I think I'm going to choose him for the Rusty Sword Tournament coming up.
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When a male is engaging in anal sex with a female and right before he pulls his cock out he punches her on the ass causing her to tighten her ass muscles so he can pull it out with no shit residue on his penis. It comes out sparkling clean like a shining sword just returned from a high intensity battle.
Lonnie: I pulled the good old fashioned "shining sword" maneuver on my bitch last night when I was ass fucking her because I didnt want any shit stains on my cock.
Rory: Ahh the good old shining sword, thats the oldest trick in the book.
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The act of grabbing the blade of a sword, usually a long sword, in close quarters combat. Seen a lot in the movie Ironclad. Since a broad or long sword is not made to be razor sharp, pinching the blade a specific way allows you grab the blade without cutting your hand. It is also used as a way to disarm an oppenent who is not expecting you to gsrab their sword or has just been wounded.
Hey do you see that guy half swording at the renaissance festival?
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While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.
Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky
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penis; boy parts; tube steak
Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!
His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!
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The final blade obtained by "The Hero," Link in the Legend of Zelda games. Naturally, it is the most powerful sword in the game. Video game fans often nickname their supposedly large penis "The Master Sword."
Nerd with a nasally voice:
"Hey gurl, snort, U wanna touch teh Master Sword? If U think U can properly wield it, of course, snort, snort, hehehehe."
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