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The theory that eating soup at lunch during school hours will get you cuffed
Everyone who had soup at lunch last week has a boyfriend by this week, the soup theory proved true
The recent observance over time of the changing definition/usage of the term "bitch". Specifically, Bitch Theory describes the change from the word bitch being derogatory, to it being a term for coolness, much like the change in the definition/usage of "nigga" in recent times.
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1. Females use the term bitch to demonstrate coolness amongst themselves.
2. If a male calls a female a bitch it is seen as unacceptable or derogatory by females and males.
3. A less direct term females use in place of bitch is "bitty(s)" or "bittie(s)".
The Bitch Theory is basically a new double-standard.
Bitch Theory in action:
Example 1: Female: "I'm a hot bitch! :)"
Example 2: Female to Females: "C'mon bitches, let's go clubbbin' ! "
Females: "YEAA BITCHES! <3"
Example 3: Male to Female: "Your a hot bitch! :)"
Female to Male: "Watch the language bud."
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Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.
Bob asked " Where'd that squirrel come from?"
Tony says " Ass theory is the only explanation."
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A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.
Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.
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1. The study of musical structure and aesthetics, concerning chord structures, musical intervals, rythms, meters, scales, etc.
2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of
Most recording artists seem to think that fashionable clothes and expensive studio recordings, rather than solid music theory, can make their music good.
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1. A bizarre, often improbable "theory" about something; it can be anything.
2. A pejorative term used to dismiss people who see through the federal government's bullshit.
An example of a conspiracy theory is the belief that Paul McCartney died in a car accident at the height of the Beatles' fame and was replaced with a "lookalike" who has lived a double-life ever since. It's bizarre because no one has definitive evidence aside from a lot of cryptic lyrics in the Beatles' 1967-1970 songs, and improbable because birth records show that Paul McCartney is very much alive as of December 2022, there is no evidence of him having a twin brother (he DOES have a brother, named Peter, but he is 1.5 years younger), and if he was actually replaced by a lookalike, it probably wouldn't take nearly 60 years to find out. Not to mention, the "real" Paul would have been declared dead in absentia if this was correct, but no such ruling has been given.
Nowadays, as mentioned above, the term is often used to dismiss people who don't believe a word the government says.
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A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.
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