russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

Toad Rottis

The mother of Kemps

"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"

floppy toad

A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!

I heard about you last night in the alley, youre such a floppy toad!!!

Brown Toad

A slang term for genital warts.

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.

Fire Toad

you just watch the new helluva boss episode, heard the little kid say it and are now looking it up so you dont feel stupid about not knowing what it means

"Look mommy! They let fire toads in here!!!"

the almighty Toad

The almighty toad. Beautiful. Handsome. Majestic. He is everything you wish you were. Favorite food: bagel. Intelligence: 4 iq. Favorite activity: bashing his head on a rock. Creator REEzardRamen

“I would nuke the country of turkey if the almighty Toad asked me to” (me)