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A variation of the prison fifi (where a prison inmate rolls a towel very tight, inserts a rubber glove into the towel, lubes it, and then proceeds to have sex with the towel). This variation consists of two men "hitting" both ends of the towel (requiring two gloves) and high-fiving each other in the process, hence the eiffel towel.
Wow, I'm really lonely brosef, we should do something constructive and get our eiffel towel on...
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When you are gettin a chick from behind who has long hair, grab the hair and thoroughly wipe off your dick after you've finished. Keep in mind guest towels are for decoration only so if you use it, dont expect another invite.
Your Roommate: Hey, whatever happened with that chick you brought home the other night?
You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.
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the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after sex.
Hey sweetie, could you hand me the fuck-towel on your side of the bed. Thanks.
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Things that us girls have to wear on our periods.
They have the most horrifically embarassing adverts, one of them involves a sanitary towel on a bucking bronco, and another on a rollercoaster.
Eeem, is that a sanitary towel? On a ROLLERCOASTER?
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a mushroom on a towel; most likely caused by excessive masturbating and ejaculating on the towel.
Son, why is there a towel mushroom on my towel?
The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.
The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.
A rolled up towel that someone smoking pot exhales their hit into in order to hide the smoke and smell from others. Works best with a moist towel.
"Dude, don't forget to use the boof towel or we'll all get busted."