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A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.
The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.
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Convincing your partner to rim you, and when their tongue touches your asshole letting a really loud fart rip.
My girlfriend washed my jeans with a 20 in the pocket, so I gave her a miami trumpet that night.
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1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.
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When receiving a blowjob, the female blows hard on the tip of your cock, causing you to fart.
Yeah man, Felicia was giving me some dome last night when I felt a fart coming on so I asked her to blow on the tip of my cock, she couldn't stop laughing after she heard the sweet serenade of the funky trumpet.
fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...
Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?
Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.
a Australian DJ who produces bangers and was must well known for his single "Freaks" with Savage. He also has some of the best lives under his belt.
hey bro! have you listen to some of Timmy Trumpet's songs lately?
yeah bro!
A red mark left on the lips after practicing a brass instrument for an extended period
Look a that dork! He always has a trumpet hickey after band!