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Would you check out the big Fallopian Tuba (Big Fella)
Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.
Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.
The haunting drone from a rancid cunt pipe.
'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'
The haunting drone from a rancid cunt pipe.
‘Upon closer inspection of Jada’s gristly twat lips, the student ginecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking’.
When you're eating a females ass out and she accidently takes a huge start on your face.
Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit
Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?
Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye
during an intimate act of manual pleasure on the anatomical vertical male part the performer is also engaging in oral sex in or around the anal area...prior to climax the receiving party performs an act of flatulence.
"oh man, i accidentally gave a hot tuba to my date last night..she might not call"
A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."