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The religion that sends people in suits to your door preaching their version of the bible.
Damn Jehovah's witnesses, I saw two men in suits at my door and microwaved my hard drive.
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I didn't really know that someone already made this up but there are two meanings to this.
A. Someone who does the deeds of Jenova of the church of the one winged angel, a group of geeks who are obsessed with a video game.
B. This one I made up myself. Someone who's Played FF7 to the point that you fight either the first Jenova, or the Final.
Jim: You see that dude over there? They say he's a Jenova's Witness.
Jesse: Huh? What the **** does that mean?
Jim: I don't know, but I find it funny.
Jesse: ....
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people who knock on your door to try and get you to join their religion
jahovah's witnesses are fucking anoying, the only religion i want to join is the do what you fucking want religion
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A religious organization. It manifests many cult-like traits like all religions throughout history. Most hated by the common people for their tendency to spread their version of the bible to everyone, at any time. However, the JW is a rather docile and pleasant creature when their unrelenting urge to save all humanity is overlooked. They almost always travel in flocks of two or more.
Their closest cousin in behavior is the Mormon, although a JW is harder to get rid of and harder to catch off guard as they spend an average of three to five hours a week studying the bible and its related subjects.
As with all religions they have their own ideals, beliefs, practices and have been persecuted throughout history by all manner of peoples including such famous oppressors as Adolf Hitler and the Catholics.
Suggestion from an ex JW: When faced with a Jehovah's Witness pretend to be devotely Satanic and do not accept literature of any kind, no matter how small. Be extreme with the satanism, almost to the point of violence.
Close the curtains, that's a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses coming!
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A Cult that believes in salvation by works. JW's original thought was that the 144,000 Jews mention in book of Revelation was them. However, after their membership reached 144,000, they panicked. That is when they added that if they get out and work, (eg. Knocking On Doors) that they might somehow be accepted by God.
Jehovah's Witness is an insecure cult for the foolish.
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A Christian Religion that takes its name from the Bible book of Isaiah, meaning to be witnesses of Jehovah. Known worldwide to preach to others in various settings, most commonly at the doors of homes and businesses. Considered a cult by many, also rumored not to believe in Christ. Yet since they use the entire Bible, and base all their beliefs in the scriptures, it could not be logical that they would not believe in God's son.
The Jehovah's Witnesses were at my door today, they wanted to share a scripture with me and give me Bible based publications.
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A small gang of highly intelligent individuals who associate with the likes of Witball
Yah nigga he part of the Wit Gang
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